**Story: Nonexistent
**Guidance: Only In The Comments
**Difficulty: Simple
**World: Width-Compact, Length-Compact, Variety-Meager
**Artwork: Regular, Soft, Likeable, All But the Roof Blends Well, Semi-illegible Camouflaged Text
**Gameplay: Adequate Movement, Agreeable Walking Speed, Diagonal Movement, Reasonable Pond Barriers, Slow Cursor Speed, Unwarranted Winking Character Animation